Vegan in Virginia
"Do you have vegan cream cheese?"
I know this is somewhat of a long-shot because I'm in Virginia, but also I'm in a Panera so I retain a sliver of hope they might have a tub of tofu spread somewhere in the back.
The cashier looks at me like I asked to see her prom pictures.
"Vegan?" she says, for what feels like the first time in her life.
"Cream cheese?" I…