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Learning How Not to Hate Birthdays

Learning How Not to Hate Birthdays

On letting people yell at you from the sidelines

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Travis Grossi
Nov 28, 2020
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I don’t like birthdays.

I know for some that puts me in the same category as people who aren’t fans of puppies or free pizza or three-day weekends, all things I love and none of which require forced celebrations and cards with aggressive age “jokes”(DEAR GOD YOU’RE OLD, CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE STILL ALIVE! HAPPY 40TH YOU SAGGY SACK OF BRITTLE BONES!).

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